Megawatt Merch
Camp humor you can wear
James's own shop of tees, hoodies, hats, and campsite flags. The jokes are about black tanks, generators, and slide-outs, so you'll know exactly who gets them.
Free shipping on every order.
Everything is printed to order, often within about 30 minutes of checkout.
No change-of-mind returns, but a damaged, defective, or misprinted item gets made right.
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The jokes that land at the dump station
Ten we'd wear to a campground potluck. Picked by hand, not by a sales chart.
Slide-Out Sunday Sweatshirt
$30 on Oct 6, 2026
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Just Here for the Hookups Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Certified Dump Station Operator Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Home Is Where You Park It Doormat
$50 on Oct 6, 2026
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Bearly Awake, Serve Coffee First Tee
$18 on Oct 6, 2026
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Motorhomes Before Nursing Homes Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Everything in the store
65 products. Prices are what megawattmerch.com listed on Oct 6, 2026. The store has the final word at checkout.
Just Here for the Hookups Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Just Here for the Hookups Sweatshirt
$30 on Oct 6, 2026
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Moonlit RV Adventure Sweatshirt
$30 on Oct 6, 2026
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Certified Mosquito Bait Hoodie
$34 on Oct 6, 2026
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$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Motorhomes Before Nursing Homes Sweatshirt
$30 on Oct 6, 2026
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Motorhomes Before Nursing Homes Hoodie
$34 on Oct 6, 2026
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Tire Chock Champ Sweatshirt
$30 on Oct 6, 2026
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Certified Mosquito Bait Sweatshirt
$30 on Oct 6, 2026
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Certified Mosquito Bait Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Generator Whisperer Sweatshirt
$30 on Oct 6, 2026
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Slide-Out Sunday Sweatshirt
$30 on Oct 6, 2026
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Less Problems, More S'mores Tee
$18 on Oct 6, 2026
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$18 on Oct 6, 2026
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Social Distancing Champion Bigfoot Tee
$18 on Oct 6, 2026
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$50 on Oct 6, 2026
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United We Roam Super-C RV Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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RV and Camping Is My Jam Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Certified Dump Station Operator Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Bigfoot Grabbed My Weiner Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Black Tank Tech Support Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Just Here for the Hookups Tee, Patriotic
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Passenger Princess Boxy Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Vintage Embroidered Sun Cap
$28 on Oct 6, 2026
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This Site Is Smokin' Garden Flag
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Camp Hair, Don't Care Garden Flag
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Happy Camper Vibes Garden Flag
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Welcome to Our Campsite Garden Flag
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Campfire & Constellations Garden Flag
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Bearly Awake Personalized Garden Flag
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Fireside Therapy Garden Flag
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Gone Cuddlin in the Wild Tee
$18 on Oct 6, 2026
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Adventure Heartbeat Trucker Hat
$24 on Oct 6, 2026
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Passenger Princess Traveler Tee
$20 on Oct 6, 2026
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Passenger Princess Tee, Classic
$22 on Oct 6, 2026
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Why it's not on Amazon
Merch is James's own store, built on Shopify and printed to order. Buying a shirt there supports Megawatt RV directly. The Amazon links elsewhere on this site are for gear, and they're labeled that way.
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